) A notice board in BJP conference room reads :
"Please keep mobiles in MANMOHAN SINGH mode"
2) Sunday Times, Jan 26, 2040.
Kasab dies in jail at the age of 70 due to high cholesterol (too much biriyani).
The PM (read Rahul) said : The Opposition Parties' comments on the expenditure on Kasab is unwarranted.
Govt has spent only Rs 1850,00,00,000 so far.
Opposition says ministers' expenses to visit to Kasab (to check his well being) not included.
Kasab family thanks Indian govt. as Kasab never had biriyani in his younger days in Pakistan.
No politicians in cricket board, because the board is bankrupt
Teacher : "where is the CAPITAL OF INDIA ?"
Student : "in Switzerland"
Kasab's letter found written to Osama bin Laden in 2010. "You should have hidden yourself in India. This is the safest place in the world to hide. They never hang us and give us best protection and nice biryanis unlike in Pakistan."
Digvijay Singh's grandson says : "The hand in the flag of Congress Party is also RSS' hand".
Digvijay Singh says : "Rajiv Baba (son of Rahul Gandhi) who is 18 is ready to become next Prime Minister.
Because of so many acts and no law, one lawyer is allowed to take only one case during his life time. Each case will be "heard" by one judge only. If the judge dies during the 40 years' hearing of the case, his son will automatically become a judge and will continue hearing of the case. This is because of the new Act that Chidambaram had brought in, saying, no case can be concluded before 50 years.
Politicians excempted from income tax. Finance Minister says,it is difficult to assess because most of the income is in cash.
PM says scams which are 7 years old should not come under the Indian law. He said this thing when the "Telgi stamp paper scam" and "Hassan Ali hawala case" came up for hearing.
He also added that we should learn from TV channels. They never talk about old scams,always bring new ones.
Fortune 500 : "All the first 500 richest men in the world are from India".
Also India's bpl (below poverty line) gone up to 90%. All money is with politicians only.
"Please keep mobiles in MANMOHAN SINGH mode"
2) Sunday Times, Jan 26, 2040.
Kasab dies in jail at the age of 70 due to high cholesterol (too much biriyani).
The PM (read Rahul) said : The Opposition Parties' comments on the expenditure on Kasab is unwarranted.
Govt has spent only Rs 1850,00,00,000 so far.
Opposition says ministers' expenses to visit to Kasab (to check his well being) not included.
Kasab family thanks Indian govt. as Kasab never had biriyani in his younger days in Pakistan.
No politicians in cricket board, because the board is bankrupt
Teacher : "where is the CAPITAL OF INDIA ?"
Student : "in Switzerland"
Kasab's letter found written to Osama bin Laden in 2010. "You should have hidden yourself in India. This is the safest place in the world to hide. They never hang us and give us best protection and nice biryanis unlike in Pakistan."
Digvijay Singh's grandson says : "The hand in the flag of Congress Party is also RSS' hand".
Digvijay Singh says : "Rajiv Baba (son of Rahul Gandhi) who is 18 is ready to become next Prime Minister.
Because of so many acts and no law, one lawyer is allowed to take only one case during his life time. Each case will be "heard" by one judge only. If the judge dies during the 40 years' hearing of the case, his son will automatically become a judge and will continue hearing of the case. This is because of the new Act that Chidambaram had brought in, saying, no case can be concluded before 50 years.
Politicians excempted from income tax. Finance Minister says,it is difficult to assess because most of the income is in cash.
PM says scams which are 7 years old should not come under the Indian law. He said this thing when the "Telgi stamp paper scam" and "Hassan Ali hawala case" came up for hearing.
He also added that we should learn from TV channels. They never talk about old scams,always bring new ones.
Fortune 500 : "All the first 500 richest men in the world are from India".
Also India's bpl (below poverty line) gone up to 90%. All money is with politicians only.
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