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why JAN LOKPAL?

wrote this post myself,so please clarify any mistakes,if any.
A BETTER VERSION OF THIS POST WILL BE RELEASED SOON>>>
For your education if
you do not know this ----

See how Lokpal Bill can curb the politicians.


Circulate it to create awareness
 Existing System



System Proposed by civil society

QUESTION-No politician or senior officer ever goes to jail despite huge evidence because Anti Corruption Branch (ACB) and CBI directly come under the government. Before starting
investigation or initiating prosecution in any case, they have to
take permission from the same bosses, against whom the case has to be
investigated.

ANSWER
Lokpal at centre and Lokayukta at state level will be independent bodies. ACB and CBI will be merged into these bodies. They will have power to initiate investigations and prosecution
against any officer or politician without needing anyoneⳠpermission. Investigation should be completed within 1 year and trial to get over in next 1 year. Within two years, the corrupt should go
to jail.

QUESTION-
 No corrupt officer is dismissed from the job because Central Vigilance Commission, which is supposed to dismiss corrupt officers, is only an
advisory body. Whenever it advises government to dismiss any senior
corrupt officer, its advice is never implemented.

ANSWER

Lokpal and Lokayukta will have complete
powers to order dismissal of a corrupt officer. CVC and all
departmental vigilance will be merged into Lokpal and state vigilance will be
merged into Lokayukta.

QUESTION-

No action is taken against corrupt judges
because permission is required from the Chief Justice of India
to even register an FIR against corrupt judges.

ANSWER

Lokpal & Lokayukta shall have powersto investigate and prosecute any judge without needing anyoneⳠpermission.

QUESTION-

Nowhere to go - People expose corruption but no action is taken on their complaints.

ANSWER

Lokpal & Lokayukta will have to enquire into and hear every complaint.

QUESTION-

There is so much corruption within CBI and vigilance departments. Their functioning is so secret that it encourages corruption within these agencies.


ANSWER

All investigations in Lokpal &
Lokayukta shall be transparent. After

completion of investigation, all case
records shall be open to public.

Complaint against any staff of Lokpal
& Lokayukta shall be enquired

and punishment announced within two
months.




QUESTION-

Weak and corrupt people are appointed as
heads of anti-corruption

agencies.

Politicians will have absolutely no say
in selections of Chairperson

and members of Lokpal & Lokayukta.
Selections will take place through

a transparent and public participatory
process.





Citizens face harassment in government
offices. Sometimes they are

forced to pay bribes. One can only
complaint to senior officers. No

action is taken on complaints because
senior officers also get their

cut.


ANSWER

Lokpal & Lokayukta will get public
grievances resolved in time bound

manner, impose a penalty of Rs 250 per
day of delay to be deducted

from the salary of guilty officer and
award that amount as

compensation to the aggrieved citizen.


QUESTION-

Nothing in law to recover ill gotten
wealth. A corrupt person can come

out of jail and enjoy that money.


ANSWER

Loss caused to the government due to
corruption will be recovered from

all accused.

QUESTION-

Small punishment for corruption-
Punishment for corruption is minimum

6 months and maximum 7 years.

ANSWER

Enhanced punishment - The punishment
would be minimum 5 years and

maximum of life imprisonment.

by KSHITIJ

WHO is ANNA and What is Jan LOKPAL

10 things to know about Anna Hazare AND JAnLokpal Bill

1. Who is Anna Hazare?
An ex-army man. Fought 1965 Indo-Pak War
2. What's so special about him?
He built a village Ralegaon Siddhi in Ahamad Nagar district, Maharashtra
3. So what?
This village is a self-sustained model village. Energy is produced in the
village itself from solar power, biofuel and wind mills.

In 1975, it used to be a poverty clad village. Now it is one of the richest
village in India. It has become a model for self-sustained, eco-friendly &
harmonic village.

4. Ok,...?

This guy, Anna Hazare was awarded Padma Bhushan and is a known figure for
his social activities.

5. Really, what is he fighting for?
He is supporting a cause, the amendment of a law to curb corruption in
India.

6. How that can be possible?

He is advocating for a Bil, The Jan Lokpal Bill (The Citizen Ombudsman
Bill), that will form an autonomous authority who will make politicians
(ministers), beurocrats (IAS/IPS) accountable for their deeds.


8. It's an entirely new thing
right..?



In 1972, the bill was proposed by then Law minister Mr. Shanti Bhushan.
Since then it has been neglected by the politicians and some are trying to
change the bill to suit thier theft (corruption).


7. Oh.. He is going on a hunger
strike for that whole thing of passing a Bill ! How can that be possible in
such a short span of time?



The first thing he is asking for is: the government should come forward and
announce that the bill is going to be passed.

Next, they make a joint committee to DRAFT the JAN LOKPAL BILL. 50%
goverment participation and 50% public participation. Because you cant trust
the government entirely for making such a bill which does not suit them.


8. Fine, What will happen when this
bill is passed?



A LokPal will be appointed at the centre. He will have an autonomous charge,
say like the Election Commission of India. In each and every state, Lokayukta
will be appointed. The job is to bring all alleged party to trial in case of
corruptions within 1 year. Within 2 years, the guilty will be punished. Not
like, Bofors scam or Bhopal Gas Tragedy case, that has been going for last 25
years without any result.


9. Is he alone? Whoelse is there in
the fight with Anna Hazare?



Baba Ramdev,sri sri Ravi sankar, Ex. IPS Kiran Bedi, Social Activist Swami Agnivesh, RTI
activist Arvind Kejriwal and many more.

Prominent personalities like Aamir Khan is supporting his cause.

10. Ok, got it. What can I do?

At least we can spread the message. How?
Putting status message, links, video, changing profile pics.
At least we can support Anna Hazare and the cause for uprooting corruption
from India.
At least we can hope that his Hunger Strike does not go in vain.
At least we can pray for his good health.
Thanks for reading.
Please Spread This msg As Much As You Can 'n Tell Others To Do The Same.. !

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) A notice board in BJP conference room reads :

"Please keep mobiles in MANMOHAN SINGH mode"

2) Sunday Times, Jan 26, 2040.

Kasab dies in jail at the age of 70 due to high cholesterol (too much biriyani).

The PM (read Rahul) said : The Opposition Parties' comments on the expenditure on Kasab is unwarranted.
Govt has spent only Rs 1850,00,00,000 so far.
Opposition says ministers' expenses to visit to Kasab (to check his well being) not included.

Kasab family thanks Indian govt. as Kasab never had biriyani in his younger days in Pakistan.

No politicians in cricket board, because the board is bankrupt

Teacher : "where is the CAPITAL OF INDIA ?"
Student : "in Switzerland"

Kasab's letter found written to Osama bin Laden in 2010. "You should have hidden yourself in India. This is the safest place in the world to hide. They never hang us and give us best protection and nice biryanis unlike in Pakistan."

Digvijay Singh's grandson says : "The hand in the flag of Congress Party is also RSS' hand".

Digvijay Singh says : "Rajiv Baba (son of Rahul Gandhi) who is 18 is ready to become next Prime Minister.

Because of so many acts and no law, one lawyer is allowed to take only one case during his life time. Each case will be "heard" by one judge only. If the judge dies during the 40 years' hearing of the case, his son will automatically become a judge and will continue hearing of the case. This is because of the new Act that Chidambaram had brought in, saying, no case can be concluded before 50 years.

Politicians excempted from income tax. Finance Minister says,it is difficult to assess because most of the income is in cash.

PM says scams which are 7 years old should not come under the Indian law. He said this thing when the "Telgi stamp paper scam" and "Hassan Ali hawala case" came up for hearing.

He also added that we should learn from TV channels. They never talk about old scams,always bring new ones.

Fortune 500 : "All the first 500 richest men in the world are from India".

Also India's bpl (below poverty line) gone up to 90%. All money is with politicians only.